Physichonex Deficiency

Cause / Symptoms: The cause of this disease is the addiction to the physical touch and smell of another person, early symptoms are grave tiredness that leads mild headaches. Symptoms first appear 2 days after becoming addicted to a person. Later and the most grave symptom is insanity which will be the final symptom 8 days after the initial addiction.

Cure / Treatment: The only cure or treatment to this disease is to be held in the arms by the person who you are addicted to.

Damnit, she was so pretty I think I got addicted, I might have Physichonex Deficiency now.

by FatBoiBigDick February 20, 2023

Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.

1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!

by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018

sex deficiency

When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex

I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency

by Davis87 July 23, 2018

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022

romantic deficiency

For those who lack romantic tension, action, or experience with another.

In shorter words, you get no bitches.

You have romantic deficiency.

by EconomicMan123 February 7, 2022

Cicero-deficiency

A mental health sickness primarily caused by not being in the location Cicero.

Symptoms may include
•saying Cicero in every sentence
•crying when someone talks about Cicero

Severe symptoms may include

•asking someone if they could use your proof of residence to go Morton east
•hanging around fat cicahoes
The only treatment know is for the person to go back to Cicero

You see that dude chasing the bag yea he suffer from Cicero-deficiency

by CTBK April 16, 2022