daddy

A word, usually followed by something possibly sexual.
the trick to a good "daddy" is to make it something that is subtely related to sex. too obvious, and you're in trouble, but too vague, and no one laughs. if you get it just right, you're on the line where people know what you're on about, but if asked why you were making references to sex, you can claim innocence, and then ask about the acusers dirty mind... *rolls eyes*

Daddy, that doesn’t taste like whipped cream
Daddy, what flavour is that lollipop?
Daddy, I’m not sure I like your lollipop
Daddy, that’s not custard.
Daddy, it’s all warm and sticky
Daddy, it hurts
Daddy, that’s not blood
Daddy, I’m bleeding
Daddy, it’s stretching me
Daddy, take it out
Daddy, you’ve gone soft
Daddy, how do I make my soldier stand down?
Daddy, how do I get my little fireman to dampen down?
Daddy, what’s that hair for?
Daddy, it won’t fit
Daddy, I’m not sure I like it
Daddy, I’ve only got one
Daddy, you’re in the hospital because when your little bird started spitting at me I snapped its neck, jumped on its eggs and burnt its nest.
Daddy, I’ve got a hair in my teeth
Daddy, is that real yoghurt?
Daddy, it smells of poo
Daddy, I can’t walk
Daddy, it tickles
Daddy, let’s show mummy
Daddy, I saw that on the internet
Daddy, I’ll be the altar boy!
Daddy, give me back my clothes!
Daddy, it’s chunky
Daddy, it tastes like salt
Daddy, that’s naughty
Daddy, will that show up on an X-ray?
Daddy, I think it’s stuck
Daddy, it’s massive!

daddy by VisualShock January 14, 2007

Daddy

1. What you call a Man when Having an Sexual Intercousre

2. Father or Dad

1: Oh Daddy It's So big....Ohhh Yes

2:Hey Daddy What are you cooking For Mom!

Daddy by Ammmmmmmmm May 13, 2016

Daddy

Someone who is really fine and slays on any competition.

Damn, that guy is daddy af
Holy shit! That girl is daddy!

Daddy by Yungdad July 8, 2017

daddy

a person of great influence and power over another individual, a primary authority figure, who is both a disciplinarian and nurterer

he's not just my best friend, he's my daddy

daddy by Boyo January 18, 2005

Daddy

A daddy is a boyfriend that has a age gap between (14-20) or whatever and they get into sexual acts with whips and they give the're girlfriends "spankings" and the boyfriends make the girls call them daddy while they have sex.

Oh daddy fuck me harder!

Daddy by chronic_youth June 7, 2016

daddy

Someone a girl looks up to when she needs sexual pleasure or any other sexual tensions

Girl says "I want you to come in my mouth daddy."

daddy by jack offmen January 30, 2018

Daddy

A girls boyfriend or Husband, who takes care of her, looks out for her, (like a daddy) it is an affectionate term that should only be used on a man.

That's my Daddy right there.

Daddy by Your Local Trash Can June 10, 2018