May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
Get the Jerk off a horse day mug.Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!
Friend 2: Where is it?!
Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.
Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
Friend 2: Where is it?!
Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.
Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.
by ghoul138 May 9, 2011
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Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021
Get the National cut off a man's penis day mug.January 21st. The day in which people are encouraged to flip a cop the bird or in other words give them the finger.
by deep blue 2012 December 9, 2009
Get the Flip off a cop day mug.Remember Maleficent showing up to the party when she wasn't even invited? Same thing basically.
Showing up somewhere where you are not supposed to be, but everyone actually expects you to do so, because you proved yourself many times already.
Based off korean group BTS song "Spring Day" that shows up in charts every comeback since her release like a petty queen she is.
Showing up somewhere where you are not supposed to be, but everyone actually expects you to do so, because you proved yourself many times already.
Based off korean group BTS song "Spring Day" that shows up in charts every comeback since her release like a petty queen she is.
by Spring Child February 21, 2020
Get the Pull off a Spring Day mug.On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.
Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?
Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!
Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!
by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022
Get the Jerk off with the bros day mug.April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.
Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.
by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 16, 2021
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