cupcakeing

A couple displaying and engaging in copious amounts of affection to the general chagrin of all in proximity. Up to and including, but not limited to: sensual touching, heavy petting, whispering and laughing, eskimo kissing, lip pecking, questionable rubbing, and general activities which no respectable couple should do in public. Also can describe a couple doing all of the following said actions while in a large group of friends, completely disengaged and unaware of the social gathering occurring around them.

Dude, there was so much cupcakeing going on between Nick and Vanessa last night I thought I was going to puke.

by justjustin04 September 14, 2011

baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009

arabian cupcake

The combination of both muffin top and camel toe. Often found in the high-deserts of California. Usually involves stretch pants or denim purchased at Walmart.

Wow, look at that Arabian cupcake.

by ajrnlaw January 15, 2010

Cupcake no fillin

When you spit game at multipul girls who you have no actual feelings for, you just want to fuck. Most common with guys.

Cupcake no fillin, i aint got time cuz i got a lot of women.

by mac'n ass casey June 4, 2009

Nice cupcakes

Old man lingo for "Nice tits"

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.

by rogeroo January 10, 2012

cupcaked

The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

A fathers favourite for his own children's visiting school friends. (See my brother in law)
"Want a buscuit?...Aaargh!, you dirty *%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
A firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
- see also: Dutch oven

by Ali Bongo. November 10, 2007

cupcakes

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008