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penis cruncher

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off
by Fred flawless July 21, 2006
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Crinched

Your underwear are so bunged that you are crinched.
My god I won the lottery, I be crinched.
by klinq December 21, 2010
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Crunchdunker

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women
I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered
by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004
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dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.
that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura
by Josh O August 18, 2004
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crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.
"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"
by Sandy87 May 16, 2005
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cruncheese

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud
by crunchy November 17, 2004
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muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
by Jake Barney May 16, 2006
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