penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

Crinched

Your underwear are so bunged that you are crinched.

My god I won the lottery, I be crinched.

by klinq December 21, 2010

Crunchdunker

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

by Jake Barney May 16, 2006