The Crawling Einstein

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010

cradling an otter

needing to take a shit

Where's the damn bathroom, I've been cradling an otter for two hours!

by Overheard in NY November 9, 2006

Crapkins

Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms.

"I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins."

by jayradford.com September 22, 2003

crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.

After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.

by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005

sociopathic-cravings

Tumblr famous tumblr user with 12k. Personal blog with pastel, grunge, and fandom posts.

"sociopathic-cravings has such a cool blog!"

"I really wish sociopathic-cravings would follow me, she's so chill."

by Lia Trost June 30, 2014

Thread Crapping

Posting in a large amount of threads in a relatively short period of time, often the post adds no important contribution to the thread. Related to spamming.

Poster #1:I dont know, M is one of the variables.
Poster #2: Jacksons an idiot.
Admin: Poster #2 permabanned for thread crapping.

by Jon the asian January 8, 2011