cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch April 2, 2016

Cranky pocket

A hand job through your pocket when your mad

“You look pretty mad? Do you need a cranky pocket?”

by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025

Cranky Magi

Irritable whore, just like my ex.

She is a Cranky Magi, always irritates the shit out of me.

by embersaw September 29, 2025

Skanky Cranky

A so called female that has ruined herself from being strung out on mostly meth (not to elimanate other drugs)

Tore back bitch thats buckle as they come

"You see Toms new girl Robin?
"She looks ten years older then she is..
"shes definatly on that meth to look like that..
" ya shes your typical skanky cranky"

by PandaStatus November 17, 2015

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.

Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?

by KingAlldis May 1, 2022

cranky

being a jerk or being an idot to your gf or your family

i was being cranky to my gf last week

by hans is mine July 7, 2021