Cracka

A word that makes a black person sound smart when they're talking about a group of white people that owned slaves (such as the British, in particular slave owning British families and not all British families), but makes a black person sound ignorant and retarded when talking about a group of white people that never would have owned slaves hundreds of years ago.

Ike thought he was a badass, so he called the Polish guy, the Albanian guy, and the Russian guy a cracka because he called every white person a cracker, based on principle. He must've thought he knew everything about every group (or assumed everybody but him was an innocent bystander in life) without even knowing these folks.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Cracka-Cola

Mountain Dew. The deep south's favorite carbonated soft-drink. At some convenience stores, it can be cheaper than water. While "crackas" in the northern US prefer Coca-Cola, crackas living below the mason dixon like Cracka-Cola best.

"Hey Butch, pass me a Cracka-Cola! My mouth's 'bout as dry as a Texan salt flat!"

"Cracka-Cola, official drink of the common cracker"

by Mayhem Institute July 16, 2014

Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

by Saitama 777 February 28, 2022

Cracka please

When a white man says something another white man finds preposterous, the incredulous white man looks askance & exclaims, "Cracka please!"

Ted: "Lynrd Skynrd was much better than the Allman Brothers."

Stan: "Cracka please!"

cracker incredulous preposterous disbelief unbelievable

by Mike Palomar January 28, 2015

cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

by n1mb0 August 27, 2007

graham cracka

A person of unknown origin, who is the color of a graham cracker. Mostly white, but not 100% white. Maybe a little black, maybe a little hispanic or maybe a little asian mixed wth predominantly white. A little darker than a "cracka".

Chris wasn't white, maybe high-yellow, but more like a graham cracka.

by C.B.- September 30, 2007

cracka lackin

A phrase used as an exclamtion of joy. Derived from a term used by Blacks when they were happy that there were no White people, or 'Crackas' present; hence, Cracka lacking.

Synonym: Cool

'Madagascar' waz fackin' CRACKA LACKIN!!!

by mothafatha June 07, 2005