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Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!
I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
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Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
by The Jokers Mistress January 16, 2009
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Shit Covered Monkey

When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
by Frenchie Free May 30, 2018
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chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009
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shit covered squirel

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it
by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008
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chocolate covered raisins

When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.
I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.

I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.

Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.
by Sean Manning June 1, 2005
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Chocolate Covered Cherry

This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.
In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.
by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004
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