Cosmic Cowboy

A style created by country rock legend Gram Parsons. A sophisticated version of cowboy style, western wear, and some flashy rock n roll elements.

Someone into this style can often be seen wearing retro clothing and vintage 60s & 70s jewelry, along with cowboy boots and other elements of country and western style.

He's not your typical redneck, he's a sophisticated cosmic cowboy!

by PrimeTimeChuck August 18, 2019

Cosmic Irony

A type of irony in which Fate, the Universe, God, or whichever omnipotent force you choose makes it their sole purpose to mess with your life. They like to screw you over, and watch the mayhem while laughing at your misfortune.

Never knowing why things went wrong in his life, Mike felt like the victim of some sort of cruel cosmic irony.

by FRC July 29, 2005

cosmic castaway

Another term for space case.

He's off in his own little world, a cosmic castaway.

by haroldthesage March 16, 2009

Cosmic Droop

To have an extreme case of "the Droop", wherein everything seems to be affecting your mood for the worse, hightening your sense of doom and gloom.

Jake: Aww man, everything's going wrong! I think i'm getting the Cosmic Droop.

by Captain Y-fronts March 4, 2010

cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

cosmic bully

person or persons that insults others from space. primarily from the cosmic space center. many cosmic bullies target those that do not believe in space, or 3-D, or artisan sandwiches.

that flanny j is a total cosmic bully.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

cosmic latte

the color of the whole universe

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."

by karasaiser November 27, 2013