Conker

slang for "mouth".

A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.

by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010

Conker

Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .

* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.

<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.

* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.

by Ninj January 3, 2005

Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006

Coniero Mobster

-Coniero Mobsters are always rich, showing love to little thugs in secret meetings blessings them with whatever they want, keeping little thugs from being seen by haters wanna know who they are.
-Coniero Mobsters knows cities, states, and countries. they was also all made Godfathers based in every continent with a septillion dollar check each by Godfather Don Vigarinni.
-Coniero Mobsters are known by other mobsters to buy cities, states, countries, presidents, governors, helicopters,
cars, contracts, homes, currencies, ranks, and degrees

man, you living rich like a opulent thug, you must be a Coniero Mobster

by Liebeme_02 July 28, 2009

Conkersuprfan

persons that are ugly and stupid that like videogames and acts like an idiots

conkersuprfan...

by dhjdfgj November 23, 2011