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cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.
Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.
by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019
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Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
by NancyinGA July 6, 2008
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Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!
Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!
by pza97 April 4, 2011
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Leave In Conditioner

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'
by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013
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4th conditional

4th conditional appears in your mind once you have pulled an all-nighter studying for the midterm the next day. Once you have went through already existing conditionals, you became hyperactive and invented 4th conditional with your friend.

The form of it is as follows:

If + überpast perfect + would + had + past participle

Überpast perfect is used to describe the action done before the action that happened before some other action. The form of überpast perfect is as follows:

hadden (überpast participle of "to have") + past participle

Once you have realised you have invented the 4th conditional, it means that you have gone bonkers. It also means that you overdid it with studying.
Mathea: "If I had learned for that test, I would have been able to pass it."
Marco: "If I hadden been busy with 4chan, I would had learnt for that test."
Mathea: "What is that, a 4th conditional?!"
Marco: "I guess."
Mathea: "We overdid it, man."
by Cyratos April 17, 2010
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conditioning

When one joins a sports team such as basketball, soccer or cross country, many of their practices involve conditioning. Conditioning is basically running (jogging and sprints) that is meant to get one into shape to play said sport.
The other day I went to a 2-hour conditioning practice. Multiple sprints, liners and footwork drills left me exhausted and pissed off.
by Calair June 20, 2007
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Accept the Condition

If you “Accept the Condition” you agree to date someone.
by The juicy juice October 20, 2017
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