compromissophobia

fear of commitment

i have compromissophobia

by Troxi December 9, 2008

3/5 compromise

the purchasing of 3 fifths of vodka and housing them between a small group of people

Kid 1: Bro i heard there is a huge party at sloppy's tonight im trying to get shitted on...
Kid 2: trying to put the 3/5 compromise in motion
Kid 1: FUCK YES

by Press Release December 21, 2008

compromised

A spys way of saying they were raped up the ass

Black widow: ive been compromised

Hawk eye: im so sorry

by Avengers road hog February 23, 2017

compromise

Sailing

I will go to the zoo and you will go sailing, thus is compromise. yay!

by duffman2 November 13, 2011

compromise

the end of an argument where everyone is unhappy

Sally wanted ice cream, Anna wanted pizza, they came to a compromise and went to get ice cream pizza

by if I have to October 26, 2020

1/5 compromise

a compromise made on a Minecraft server agreeing that for every one person that doesn't curse is equal to 5 people cursing, thus giving them the power of admin.

In the darkest times of Minecraft the only way to make the game stay Christian was to enforce the 1/5 Compromise

by HentaiNiggaXD October 28, 2017

comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018