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Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub
Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?
by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014
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Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
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Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.
Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment
by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011
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comme ci, comme ça

From French "comme ci, comme ça" (literally "like this, like that"), meaning "so so", not really good nor bad.
Q: "How's it going with the insurance?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... they're paying for the damage, but keep dragging on."

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... haven't slept much the last couple of days."

Q: "There! My extra-special burger!! How do you like it?"
A: "Erm... Comme ci, comme ça. It's got too much pickles!"
by MidnightCreations April 21, 2015
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired
"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"
by disco stu May 14, 2003
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YouTube Comments

Human nature laid bare. As scary to read as it is to take a critical look inside yourself.
(in person)
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello how are you?
Person A: Good thank you!

(online, youtube comments and elsewhere, where anonymity almost guarantees no repercussions)
Person A: fuk you faggit go die
Person B: ill kill you stfu bitch
...
by over99 April 28, 2011
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