collateral

another way of saying “ suck my dick “ or “ getting head “

Pablo: I heard kylie and daron hung out last night!!
Timmy: yea she gave that nigga collateral
Pablo: damn daron ugly how kome kylie kouldn’t give me any collateral

by 23timmyy February 11, 2018

collateral

Michael Liang.
Previously defined to make Fozoh pay his debts, but he never gave.

"It's collateral."
"You sir are collateral."
"Collateral is Michael Liang"

by caleb li January 8, 2005

Collateral Slammage

Slaying the friends of your intended target, quite often notably less attractive.

Jennifer was really stonewalling me, luckily there was collateral slammage to be had in Christin.

by Mike Dudikoff February 19, 2006

collateral benefit

Deriving intended or unintended advantage from a main-event happening.

He wrote a letter to the editor about the Vancouver June 2011 riots in which he mentioned how things were so different in 1972 when Canada beat USSR in the Summit Series and Asian-origin refugees from Uganda's Idi Amin got admitted to Canada as a collateral benefit of the euphoria. In doing this he subtly mentioned that the item had been covered in his forthcoming book on Uganda Asians, thus deriving collateral benefit for his publication.

by vivauganda June 22, 2011

collateral snatch

Like being hit as collateral damage...getting chicks by being in the company of a female friend.

John went out drinking with a lesbian coworker...but she attracts alot of female attention, and he got hit with some collateral snatch.

by mike1001 November 15, 2011

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

Collateral Wave

The manner in which an innocent bystander intercepts a "wave" or a greeting intended for someone immediately adjacent to them by accident and creates an awkward situation.

"Did you see that poor kid in front of Troy get the old collateral wave from Brian in the dining hall?"

by Alfred Boner III October 11, 2014