Calistabating

When someone only FaceTimes you to talk about sex, normally between the hours of 12:00 and 2:00 am.

I had to block her because she was constantly calistabating.

by PinkBerry2012 August 13, 2016

Calista

has more friend then you
has more tik tok followers then you

and is a greek war goddess

Calista is the one you want to get with

by supa mama November 8, 2019

Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

colostawhore

On every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag the gets fucked in the ass.

That colostawhore gets the shit fucked out of him every thursday.

by freddyphrarkiseee January 11, 2009

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

Colita

The Grand Central Station of the people. One who is good at both relaxing and partying. Also, founder of Pepsi-Colie.

Person A: Hey, do you know Colita?
Person B: Who?
Person A: You're not cool.
Person C: Woot!

by Amandita November 13, 2003

gay calista

when you find another girl attractive so you get a vagina boner

omgggg i had a gay calista last night!!!!!!!

by thefull8inches April 7, 2022