Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

Cog slops

A phrase that is only said if you want to join a person’s Xbox Live Party.

Person 1: “Can I join the party with you?”
Person 2: “Only if you say cog slops.”
Person 1: “ Cog slops!”

by jpotts_48 July 2, 2019

Cog Jog

The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.

Hey Fred, that Guatamalan whore next to the Stop n' Go gives the best Cog Jogs.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

Cog Sucker

A person who allows their self to be expended, exploited and depleted by a system that cares nothing for them--one who squanders their potential by being a "cog" in the wheels of the system as opposed to finding ways around it.

Person 1: "Yo C just found a good clean non-system way to make funds and still have his own time and build fittingly in life. You think P would want to link up on something like that?"
Person 2: "Nah man... P is a cog sucker. P is either gonna flip burgers, work gas stations or cubicles at best before he does something on those lines."

by Agape Leone September 20, 2016

cog swole

A level of physical fitness rarely achieved by any individual. Derived from the out of proportion muscles of the Cog Soldiers found in the Gears of War series.

A: Bro, you tryna workout this afternoon
B: Yeah son, I'm finna get cog swole by summer.
A: Word

by alboutdabenjy June 20, 2011

cog-swoggler

One who swoggles much cog

Dude, Ted just ate all my chicken fingers while I was in the bathroom, what a god damned cog-swoggler

by Merriam Webster Hops June 2, 2010

COG Sex

n. (cog-sex) The unhappy, mostly disgusting, simply distasteful aspect of sex. After engaging in COG Sex, one will feel the onset of a feeling of both anger and disgust. Each person who partakes in COG Sex looks at the others around him or her uncomfortably and awkwardly. One decides, and is determined to, never again partake in COG Sex, but sadly finds themselves in the same situation once again the next day. Also, a feeling of nausea is not uncommon. Sometimes vomiting or diarrhea may occur.

Primarily used by students of Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA.

"Uhhh man I feel sick..."
"What did you do? You eat something bad?"
"Naw... it must have been the COG sex last night."

by YoUrHiRo December 6, 2006