A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.
The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.
Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
by Professor Dive March 9, 2021
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Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.
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by Eumolpus September 16, 2007
Get the cockstrap mug.Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.
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Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.
Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.
Mo: Hoo Rah.
Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.
Mo: Hoo Rah.
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by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009
Get the Cockstar mug.The opposite of cockblocked, cockstuck is when you enjoy the sex you are having so much, you cannot leave the girl you are having it with, even if Ex.1- she is having the same sex with your best friend, Ex.2- she's crazy, or Ex.3- your balls are so blue they are bound to fall off at any given moment.
I've been wanting to dump her for a few months now, but the bitch has me cockstuck! I have nightmares about our raucous lovemaking sessions every night!
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