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busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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Coatesville

a small city/town in PA near phillidelphia...mostly populated by Black, Puerto Rican, & Dominican it is the only City in Chester County, it has the murder rate of a big city like Reading or York, People from all over know about Coatesvilles reputation, Everyone knows everyone & there 5 main parts to the city, Westend, Eastend, Regency, Elmwood gardens, & Brandywine. If you not from there you wouldn’t know how Coatesville works but they are literally a lil Philly, all the rappers from Philly has benn to Coatesville many of times (Meek millz, Cassidy,Freeway,Boys2Men,Pnb Rock,Kur,Quilly Millz,etc...) This city’s rappers are all close nit & all stick together so it’s not the question of it they’ll get big but more so when will they get big.The city has well known people in the community (Opper, Mrs Reggena, Coast st Mrs Shirley, Mr Marty, Mr Hills, Officer Ollis, Officer lang,) This lil city has had its ups & downs but the future is looking really bright for them with new business coming in & new houses being built the city looks like it’s on its way to success & further..
Him: You from Coatesville

Me: Yea I’m from Eastend Coates st
by Pepé😛 July 17, 2018
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Championship Contest

A contest to determine the champion among a group of males who are either a: under the influence of some kind of drug, or b: in an alcohol induced state of competitiveness. The winner, as determined by the group watching the championship contest (who are obligated to judge impartially) wins the championship as determined by the contest.
After smoking marijuana in the Bun Shed, they decided Colin would jump down the snow covered hill first in the championship contest.
by Dr. Buns-a-lot July 16, 2008
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Pissing Contest

1. (noun) A competition in which two or more people, usually (but not exclusively) male, urinate with the intention of producing the stream with the furthest distance.
2. (noun) Meaningless though nonetheless entertaining event or act in which people try to outdo one another.
The conversation between the two men was merely a pissing contest, both were trying to impress the attractive woman standing nearby with their wit and intelligence.
by Prettykitty July 26, 2003
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Eurovision Song Contest

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.
The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.
by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014
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Tighter than 2 coats of paint

When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
by phil latio August 6, 2012
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