half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.

Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.

by 77jim April 8, 2011

Hoe’o’clock

The time when a gentleman or lady caller arrive with only enough time for getting right to business, sexual activity. It's like the bewitching hour but for sex!

Looks like it's hoe’o’clock!

You don't want to be his hoe’o’clock!

by Jewelz Frank-quin June 12, 2019

hornilogical clock

The internal clock that ticks when you are feeling horny and uncontrollably sexual.

Sarina's hornilogical clock was ticking, but Tad was tired from a long, hard day of work and wasn't in the mood. "Not right now honey. Tadsie has a little headache."

by Mister Willsie October 11, 2010

lithium hot chick

An awesome band! Made of mostly guys and one girl.

Dude did you hear the new song by lithium hot chick

by Awesomelaina December 13, 2016

thug gangster homie chick

Lady friend gangster

I am a thug gangster homie chick.

by Dre-girl May 25, 2012

fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick

an attractive female that conducts interviews.

Foo, I had an interview today with a fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick!

by grumpy2121 August 3, 2008

hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

by Sa00 April 14, 2020