cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

by slick nick July 16, 2014

Cleaverly

A woman whom loves singing anaconda, whlist twerking. She is also known for her slow eating; the staple food of the Cleaverlys is chocolate graham crackers, also happens to be their mating food. The male is required to heat up chocolate bars and ever so slightly pour them over the graham crackers. This acts as a trigger and entices the female Cleaverly, before engaging in sexual activity, the mating call of the female Cleaverly is the creature shouting 'BENGAL, BENGAL, BENGAL'.

Don't invite Kelly to the bonfire, what a raging Cleaverly.

by Backthatassup January 6, 2015

Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)

Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!

by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020

Andrew Cleaver

To be uncultured as shit, not knowing of anything in the world

Yo dude you are so Andrew Cleaver

by I’m more cultured then andrew January 2, 2019

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock

emily used the cum cleaver on herself!

by the cum cleaver sleeper meeper August 11, 2025

The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.

“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”

by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025