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clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way
I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her
by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015
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Post-Cal Clarity

Post-Calorie Clarity (or PCC) is a phenomenon similar to post-nut clarity, but instead of an orgasm you get a feeling of regret for eating so much unhealthy food, because you followed your cravings instead of following your goddamn meal plan.
"I cheated man, I did it again"
"Holy shit, don't you dare tell me..."
"I ate 2 packs of noodles man, and I LOVED IT"
"Did the Post-Cal Clarity hit at least?"
"Yeah it did, after my 4th slice of pizza"
"Wait, you ate noodles AND pizza?"
by Dangerous Singularity August 26, 2021
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Hello Clarice

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
by Ike Jones December 11, 2007
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Clarity

A person with a great heart and a beautiful mind. They always know how to make the other smile, and are sure to get the job done by thinking of the best plan. She knows precisely how to make others happy, feel great and is a wish come true, if you have a clarity in your life, keep her. They're the best hopes ever.
Clarity is such a sweetheart!
by Athena30931 July 7, 2017
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Clarise

She is a small built, adorable, innocent and helpful person. She is very gullible byt very trustworthy and she is the sweetest thing ever!!!
oh youre such a clarise
by k_bear_01 March 6, 2018
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Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.
Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.
by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021
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learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".
In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."
by dappertophatter November 18, 2012
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