Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018

Clam Bake

A lesbian orgy where each brings their own drugs to get 'baked'.

I have to admit, I didn't expect to see so many hot women at that clam bake last night!

by Miss Spider August 8, 2009

clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021