civil war

When A country is divided by issues and it causes conflict between two camps.

Such As the British civil war, Parliment Vs. Royalty.

Or the French Civil War, where they introduced the use of the gullitine.

America is not the only country to have had a CIVIL war.

"Im learning about the Civil War in History"

"Oh, Gee, i know all about that, are you confused about the Missouri Compromise, i sure know i was"

". . . Red Roses, White Roses, Oliver Cromwell?"

"Silly, there wasn't any roses in The Civil War"

". . ."

by idonthaveaname October 1, 2006

Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).

The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Harvey Civil

When a man who’s name begins with H and ends in Y find his true love who’s sure name is civil. And I ends up changing is last name so he can be forever apart of Mrs Civil’s life.

Harvey Civil “oh katie, I love you so much. I am so glad that now we can live a long happy life together being complete twat heads but also making eachother the happiest people alive. You mean the world to me”
Katie “I love you more than words could describe. Your mine and forever will be”

by Sexybum November 14, 2020

Civil Warhawk

A men's hair style comprised of both a mohawk and a civil war-era mustache.

The biker who just walked into the bar has an awesome civil warhawk.

by Warhawks April 14, 2009

Civil War

When two men bust a load in a woman at the same time in the same hole.

David: It was like a civil war in this girls ussy because both or sperms were fighting each other to win.

by SuasageFest May 1, 2023

civil serpent

Malapropism for CIVIL SERVANT.

That bureaucrat is a civil serpent.

by but for September 22, 2018

civil matter

Anything that police can not get in the middle of. Such as custody battles, divorces, or anything that doesn't involve a crime.

sorry sir you will need to talk to your lawyer due to this being a civil matter.

by agilk March 16, 2016