A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.
Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
by Bill Nye the Punk Rock Guy May 14, 2014
Common disorder in which the heart pumps nicotine throughout the body. Obtained from excessive amounts of nicotine.
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
by oximoreon February 04, 2009
The cigarette that is trying to put big tobacco out of business. It's even got a corny, abbreviated name, e cig.
Here's 8 bucks, run to the gas station and get me one e cig, not two packs of cigarettes, just one e cig it's sophisticated, everybody does it and it's healthier than a real cigarette, plus it's got a cooler name. E cig that sounds like something a baseball player would smoke, a rod smokes e cigs not camel Turkish golds.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
by bromor3 June 21, 2023
by kaiden the vapeore May 01, 2019
Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 07, 2014