by ¿Unkown? May 10, 2021
Get the Christinamug. She a sexy bitch, usually hot asf 10/10, she gives your a boner instantly and you just wanna smash, even the most confident dudes dicks shrivel in her beauty, if you see a christina fuck her.
by Dimbo Jimbo April 21, 2019
Get the Christinamug. An overweight male like female who grows mustaches and usually consists of spotty and variously placed patches of conspicuous, multicolored short hair throughout her body.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
*Tina falls*
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
by mr.non-fiction June 6, 2013
Get the Christinamug. A girl with beautiful eyes that reflect her soul. She wears her heart on her sleeve which means she also gets hurt a lot. She is beautiful but fragile. She has the potential to be whatever you want, and she goes out of her way to prove herself. But if you hurt her she has the potential to break you even worse.
Boy1: I need a girl that loves me enough to put up with me.
Boy2:I dated a Christina once, letting her go was the worst mistake of my life.
Boy2:I dated a Christina once, letting her go was the worst mistake of my life.
by Ultimate gamer girl December 16, 2019
Get the Christinamug. Christina is an interesting person. She has long black hair, kind of looks like a witch. She likes to stab you in the back, and although she may seem like a nice person at first, just remember that she's fake. Although she is white, she only goes after native men. More specifically, men that are already married and have kids. Don't trust Christina's. Their wack. Straight up wack. End discussion.
Christina? Ya. No. Don't trust them.
by 5nightsatfreddys November 13, 2022
Get the Christinamug. 