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Big broke noob who has no money.
Christina is hella broke
Yeah she is such a noob.
Christina by ¿Unkown? May 10, 2021
An overweight male like female who grows mustaches and usually consists of spotty and variously placed patches of conspicuous, multicolored short hair throughout her body.
Most commonly referred to as 'Tina', she can't keep track or be up to date with modern day events and, even though she may currently be a minor, she will never be fully able to apply any skill she has developed through her public school education. As well as she commonly can not hold her balance as she walks and tries to play off her obvious small mental illness with laughter and high pitched noises after mistakes like these.
*Tina falls*
Christina: Hahahahaha woooopppsss!!!!
*Everyone stares*
Christina: It isn't my day!!
--it never ever is--
Christina by mr.non-fiction June 6, 2013
She is an UwU *nuzzle* bean
She's such a Christina
Christina by youngdggrdk March 13, 2019
A girl with beautiful eyes that reflect her soul. She wears her heart on her sleeve which means she also gets hurt a lot. She is beautiful but fragile. She has the potential to be whatever you want, and she goes out of her way to prove herself. But if you hurt her she has the potential to break you even worse.
Boy1: I need a girl that loves me enough to put up with me.
Boy2:I dated a Christina once, letting her go was the worst mistake of my life.
Christina by Ultimate gamer girl December 16, 2019
Christina
my name is christina
Christina by anonymous November 23, 2021