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Chorus Girl

By far the hardest role in theatre. You have these confusing dances, insane upper/lower extremes, freaky costumes, frequent costume changes, and worst of all, you aren't even mentioned in the programs.
I've been a chorus girl for six years, so I know what I'm talking about.
Hmm, in this scene, I have to do seven spins and a kick (on pointe), then here comes my own little aria of four E6's, two F2's and then another E6, all while wearing six-inch heels, a hoopskirt, a three-foot-tall wig and a corset. Oh, now I have a costume change. I now have three minutes to put on a curly wig, undo my corset, slip on an ankle-length dress two sizes too small, try to get out of these size-five heels when I'm really a size eight, and tug on some ballet slippers for the next scene. All while doing that, I hope I haven't smudged my makeup job, or my boss will kill me.
I hate being a chorus girl.
by Persephone~ July 19, 2009
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choadsmoker

A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.
Knock it off, choadsmoker!
by Scott November 13, 2004
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coords

Coordinates.

Used in many games to get the "coords" of a person based on location.
What are the coords for Swamp Lands?
by Soljia March 3, 2005
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Chorde

An extremely oversized baggy, saggy, often sweaty clitoris.
Last night i sucked your moms chorde for 11 hours straight
by JackATTACK9214 July 2, 2008
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chordgasm

An intense feeling of happiness and well-being associated with with a well-written set of musical notes (chord).
Eric Whitacre's "Sleep" gave me chordgasms
by 0b03tt3 January 3, 2009
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bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.
She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.
by Sanger July 14, 2005
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