Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonker

An abnormally large man; severely and dangerously obese

Oi mate, you're a fuckin' chonker you are!

by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022

chonker

used to describe a fat person

hey chonker

shut up you literally eat 3 hamburgers a day

by zenitsuslastbraincell February 19, 2022

Chonker

noun, adjective, verb. Chonker can be used when one displays chonker behaviour. Such as eating hot chocolate mix straight out of the tin. Chonker can be a person who has a bit of jiggle jiggle pop to them when they walk, or chonk is the jiggle itself.

Jefferson: "Yo I just ate 16 beavertails best meal of my life bro and I'm STILL HUNGRY!"
Joe: "that is some serious chonker behaviour my guy!"

by chonker_joememeah229 February 22, 2022

chonkerdoodle

a fat cat

cat: meow
bypasser: awww look at that cute chonkerdoodle

by the apls_ May 4, 2022

Chonker

A weird or strange person

You are such a chonker

by CHONKER1 July 1, 2022

Chocker Chicken

A person on top, riding another while pretending to be a chicken through bashing of wings (arms) and sound (chuck chuck)

Damn, she did the Chocker Chicken on me. Freaky ad...

by Em Moody October 25, 2022