choad

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.
1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum/vagina and the anus.
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

by ducas June 28, 2007

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

choda-monster

The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.

Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.

by Twin Palms February 3, 2006

choadsmoker

A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.

Knock it off, choadsmoker!

by Scott November 13, 2004

choad butter

Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.

Dude, this choad butter reeks!

by Mr Bubblesworth July 3, 2006

choda

Perenium - the soft, fleshy section between the scrotum (or vagina) and the poop chute

a.k.a. "T'aint" - "T'aint muh balls and t'aint muh ass!"

by choda taint August 27, 2003

Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate

Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006