choda-monster 

The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.

Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.

choda-monster by Twin Palms February 3, 2006

Chode Monster

A Chode Monster is exactly that. It's a chode monster. A monster that has a body that looks like a chode. Now, this monster may be male or female. It can even be transvestite. Even though a Chode Monster is only a legend it has been said that they can come and make a guys penis into a chode after a terrible accident. Chode Monsters can also give women with small vaginas alot of pleasure without over powering their vaginas.People normally draw Chode Monsters or scuplt them as a joke.But Chode Monsters are no joke. They can be real. It's a mystery.

Me and Janine we're down at the park and I sculpted a Chode Monster while she was talking on the phone. She thought it was very funny but I took it seriuously.

Chode Monster by CathisaCAT April 7, 2009

Penis Sucking Chode Monster 

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

Penis Sucking Chode Monster by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

Choad Monster 

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.

"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"

Choad Monster by Crazy McMental May 28, 2006

Chode monster

A person who is annoying and stupid.
A fag
A person who thinks a chode is something that it isn't

Michelle: Seth is such a chode monster. I asked him if i could lick his chode but he didn't know what that was!
Spencer:What a loser!!!

Chode monster by pretzel eater May 21, 2009

monster chode 

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

monster chode by jrod21494 December 20, 2008