The Chieftan

The greatest being the world has ever known. All things in existence exist because hes wills them to. The Chieftan is second to no one and exists on an ethereal plane in seperate reality inaccessible to humans. The Chieftan employs the use of shamans, similarly to the way god employs the use of angels, to access the common folk, for they are naturally unable to comprehend or withstand the staggering magnitude of his being.

(pasquals wager: states) that you can only beilieve in the Chieftan, for if you did not, then you would negate your existance by removing that which created you from reality, ultimately resulting in your own inexistance in this world, thereby negating the possibility that you did not believe in the Chieftan, for you would not exist. This is how the Chieftan's omnipotence is asserted and proven. (if such a thing as proof was ever needed)

by Chieftan Ramses November 6, 2008

Chefting

Some times Chef-Thaaanng,Depending on the level of chefness in the kitchen.
A Chef full of supercoolness.
Oringinated in Suffolk,UK the chefting has been becoming amazinger by the minute.

Usually used as a term of endearment from one chef to another.

Chef1: Heyyyy Cheftingggg Wasupppp???
Chef2: Aw yano chefting,things are cool!
Chef1: Great we've Got loads in tonight,so lets whack some cream in that and get it heated.
Chef2: Fo`Sho chef ting!

by Chefting October 4, 2010

cleft

a straight up skank, someone who gives up sex very easily.

"Most of the people down on colfax are clefts... but thats nice when you need some lovin and only gots 5 dolla"

by ikilledkenny21x August 13, 2006

cleft

short for 'clear left'. In countries that drive on the left side of the road, it is what the passenger (who is sitting in the shotgun seat on the left side of the car) says to a the driver to indicate the way in clear from the left and its safe to procede,

Driver " how are we looking?"
Passenger "cleft!"

by Kraken November 11, 2008

cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.

Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off

by Nast-A October 1, 2010