chode squime

when you squime shot ten metres in the air outta your chode.

"wow that guy looks god todoy."
"wowsers maybe he had a chode squime."

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

chodeboard

A classic skateboard or shortboard with longboard wheels.

His chodeboard rides smoother than my regular board.

by HybridRogue June 28, 2016

childesprettywife

A very cool funny amazing person. They also love childe verryyyy much and I dont blame them, he is very attractive but this isnt about him this is about my VERY COOL AND AWESOME AND PRETTY MUTUAL CHILDEPRETTYWIFE CUZ THEY ARE AMAZING AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW. Hey girlie, if youre seeing this I am your #1 fan ilysm/p and youre the bestest person ever<3 ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS LATE I DID FORGET TO SEND IT. Yes this is dylan btw

some random person: "ohemgee I wish I was childes pretty wife"
childesprettywife: "stay jealous Im the one and only"

by dylzzzz March 15, 2022

Technical Chode

Someone who brings up really minute details, therefore making them a chode

Me - He got like 20 yards on that run
John - Actually it was 19.5 yards
Me- Shut up you technical chode, go get me another beer.

by The man who knows good stuff November 30, 2010

Corona Chode

when youv'e just finished cleaning the 911 towers and you see a plane coming your way

so I just finished cleaning the windows and I see and plane and I go CUM ON. after this I really feel like liam randall fucked me with his Corona Chode

by connels a fag December 26, 2021

moradi's chode

The supreme god of math whose chode has the power to make dumbasses smart. *Mr.moradi teaches math* *Student understands* student: THE POWER OF THE CHODE

Moradi's chode is reason why we graduated

by Twistedtwistlers123 December 14, 2018

chode nose

The act of pinching or punching someone in the chode. A person may also be refered to as a chode noser.

When Adam and Brian were wrestling, Brian came from behind and chode nosed Adam. Adam then appropriately called Brian a chode noser.

by Jewbacha February 9, 2005