A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.
Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'
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Synonyms: Walking Bakery
Synonyms: Walking Bakery
by QuandaleDingledilli January 4, 2023
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by Shooveli December 5, 2020
Get the Dead Childhood mug.A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people
( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "
Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"
Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"
Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
by SAY YOUR ARE MY BAKA 🙈🤬😈👹 May 10, 2021
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that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
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You have to stay there five years.
You have to stay there five years.
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"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"
"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"
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