chelshi

a person who loves to talk and is careing,sweet and funny

you talk loke a chelshi

by shalome palmer September 16, 2022

Cheshire Elites

A fine established massage parlour within the outskirts of a shit hole town called Crewe in Cheshire. They offer a range of grubby sexual services to the desperate and needy.

P - Hey Richie fancy going to the Cheshire Elites for a blow and go lad.

R - Nah P, I'm feeling like a golden shower this time round, ooooaaah.

by J Dawg & K Dawg January 18, 2025

Cheshire handshake

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason

“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake”
“What a wanker”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018

logan cheshire

He's a fucking fat ass prick who can occasionally actually be somewhat funny.

God Dammit Logan Cheshire

by vkhbfvjbksfdjkfsdjkbg January 30, 2018

Daniel Cheshire

This type of person likes to praise to Allah and eats Travis Scott Fortnite Burgers

Person 1: YOO Daniel Cheshire my guy
Daniel Cheshire: NOW GO GET ME A TRAVIS SCOTT FORTNITE BURGER *fart sfx*

by D Soup June 13, 2021

Daniel Cheshire

Will revise the cube root while having sex, likes to praise Allah 5 hours a day and eats Travis Scott Fortnite Burgers

Girl 1: Hey Daniel I think you’re really cute and hot
Daniel Cheshire: WHATCHU KNOW ‘BOUT ROLLIN DOWN IN THE DEEP

by D Soup June 13, 2021