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category 5 moron

The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.
by srslynigga August 1, 2011
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Caterpillar

When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.

Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?

Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
by TrickyAru November 29, 2018
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Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.
Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.
by Morticia Cadaver May 4, 2009
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chateau blanc

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.
I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.
by shaggyDA November 14, 2011
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The Caterpillar Effect

The phenomenon experienced on the road when someone decides to slow down their car to look at something of interest on the side of the road. This causes that area of the road to slow down for the following hours. This leads to cars, collectively, mimicking a caterpillar walking.
The phenomenon is easily observed on highways.
MAN! Some jerk decided to stop and look at one of the millions of car crashes a day and it's making everyone feel the Caterpillar Effect for the next hour!
by Arren69 September 23, 2012
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cater

to provide for someone as in pampering them; to submit to your man/girl
Let me cater to you.
by Honey March 15, 2005
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Catelynn

Catelynn, a name for a girl. Usually a beautiful girl, can be over-loyal but fears loneliness. Is a very brave soul other wise.
Wow she acts like a Catelynn
by Lilian Fair November 14, 2016
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