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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.
by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007
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Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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chandelier on his collar bone

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006
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ass chandelier

a fancy dingle berry.

basically if you're called this, you are still a dingle.. just on another level.
" Corey and Jessica are being ass chandeliers" - ( because we are hot, but still behaving like idiots)
by corbagx May 12, 2016
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Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."
Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!
by cumcake02 March 22, 2017
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