Cattar

What your cat becomes when they sit on your lap when you're high

I sat at home and played the cattar all afternoon.

by bluecollarblues July 25, 2017

cattoo

A method of tattooing where ink is applied to the claws of a cat, which is then dropped on the face of the sleeping victim.

Can be done by a kitten, but significantly less effective.

Peter was viciously cattooed in retaliation to his refusal of the ceremonial tater-tot.

by cats can type July 24, 2011

Gay ass catta bitch fagot

Somebody who do too much and acts like a gay catta

Your a gay ass catta bitch fagot

by Slayybitch slay 💞 April 8, 2019

Catloaf

A Catloaf is a meatloaf made from cat meat. It is a Timorese dish and is considered a delicacy among some food connosieurs. The Catloaf was reportedly invented by Joseph Moillet in 1891. Of course this report was made by a drunk named Jim Beehan, so it was from quite an unscrupulous source. In conclusion, on May 20th, 1993 I had a shower.

Would you like some Catloaf on this beautiful May afternoon?
No, I have to take a shower.

by TwotimesTwo May 6, 2005

Catloaf

A catloaf is a food item made in China and some areas of the middle east. Much like the western dish meatloaf a catloaf is made up of ground cat with onions and rice all baked into a loaf and sometimes glazed with a puppy based sauce.

Man this meatloaf is really good and cheap. Wait thats cheap because its not meatloaf man, it's catloaf. Yes it's made of cats

by saharadryhumor March 1, 2015

Cattoni

A gay douche bag that has no life and wants to be someone when he knows he cant.

Wow look at that cattoni trying to meet people.

by Scrappy Fart July 26, 2009

Catta’s

A group of best friends from high school

“Let’s go hang with the Catta’s”

by moonmck June 4, 2021