Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10

guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know

by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017

St. Joseph Catholic School

A gay school full of gays except for a few people, and the blacks there are all fat, and everybody is all holy, and the teachers there are ass. There is one that is like Portuguese or some shit that gets people in trouble for NO FUCKING REASON, and the vp there is shit. She doesn't even let people sit on the rocks that are MADE TO BE SIT ON.

guy 1- St. Joseph Catholic School is ass
guy 2- yepppp

by Penispickle69420 February 22, 2020

Catholic School girl

a song by the early red hot chili peppers an awesome song its really funny

in the class shes taking notes just how deep deep is my throat

by dannythemann September 12, 2003

not in my christian catholic school

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands

ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*

by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018

St Marys Catholic School

A English Secondary School Found In Bishop Stortford, Hertfordshire. As This School Is The Only Catholic School Around The Area. 70% Of Students Travel To School By Coaches Supplied By The Council.
One Of The Most Popular Storys Is About The 'Gray Lady' A Nun Who Appears To Haunt The Language Block Tower Of St Marys School.
The School Is Going Through Many So Called Improvements; Some Better Than Others.

The Current HeadTeacher Is: Mr Sharpe

St Marys Catholic School Wooooooooooo

by 12437102478 April 19, 2007

Catholic School Girl

Well, I really only wrote this to tell catholic school girl that she wrote a pro definition on the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and that it's okay that her mom doesn't understand that Flea is just nothing, and she has nothing to hide from her daughter. Like say, a One Hot Minute album. Anyway, Catholic School Girls Rule is a beautifully produced song by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the human race should groove to their sound, and that's What It Is.

Your solar eyes are like nothing I've ever seen, Catholic School Girl

by Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me July 31, 2009

catholic spray

During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.

Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.

At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.

by Dope Ass Breakfast September 11, 2013