John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025

devon lee carlson

owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet

Carlson Big booty ass always quiet

by The woop descoop September 16, 2021

Carlson (3D)

A game made by Dani that is still in deplovment

Dani:Oh so you don’t know what Carlson (3D) is?

by SUB2DANI November 4, 2021

Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.

guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime

by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022