soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

carb fest

a day of consuming too many carbs

“this day is turning out to be a carb fest”

by bea liv in life after love June 1, 2024

Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012

Low Carb

How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.

Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.

Bob: Wanna Smoke?

by BCbrother August 7, 2016

carb hit

A carb hit is when you take a resin hit out of the carb and not the bowl.

Tom: I just took a fat carb hit

by Richie__Rich July 21, 2016

carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

by 3hourtour July 2, 2024

Carb

Carb is an abbreviation for Carbohydrate It is a verb for diabetics

We did not carb right

by Toaster strudel May 3, 2019