Californian Firebomb

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

The act of inserting multiple ghost peppers in one's rectum, spinning around in circles legs wide open blasting/shooting the ghost peppers out.

Yo I was this girl and she hit me with one of her ghost peppers whilst hitting that Californian Symptomatic Ghost Pepper

by DavieWavyGhostPepperFarts July 7, 2025

vancey Poo the Californian

The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend

Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.

by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024

The Californian Breakup

Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.

Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.

by neresa February 14, 2024

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015