Californian Fallujah

The act of having sex on a beach with a woman whilst a large amount sand is present in her vagina.

“Last night this girl, Kathryn, asked me to do a Californian Fallujah with her; It was weird as fuck.”

by BigLittleBro April 27, 2024

Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Californian Firebomb

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Californian roll

The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.

Retard: "I got Californian rolls"
Normal person: "throw it in the fucking trash"

by leftforalt August 31, 2018

Californian Botany

The study and science of marijuana plants.

Guy 1: I went to the clam bake and saw a bunch of hippies.
Guy 2: Were they in the study of Californian Botany?

by Chimpvanzee November 8, 2009

Californian Plunger

The Californian Plunger is a multi-step process sex activity that usually involves 1 man and 2 women or 3 women. Step one Start off by taking a shit that's soft but not soft enough to fall into pieces. Step Two, freeze the log and shove it into your ass and or pussy (about 1/4 of the length of the log) in a process called iglooing. Step 3 get two women to wrap their pussy folds onto the log. Step four, make them start pushing it down and pulling it up, like the motion of a plunger. Do it until everyone has a orgasm or until the shit is to soft to use.

I was feeling naughty so Jane and Hillary gave me a Californian Plunger.

by Hey guess what? July 15, 2025