CAFFIENCE

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)

Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience

by Tony john smith April 21, 2020

Crashdown Cafe

A fictionous place in the WB's "Roswell" TV series. Nancy and Jeff Parker and their daughter Liz Parker own it. Maria DeLuca, Liz's best-friend also works there. Is usually the place where the teenage aliens and the human girlfriends/boyfriends hang out.

You: "Wow, the uniforms Liz & Maria wear are so... funny!"
Me: "Well, it's "Roswell" and since the 1947 crash, they have the whole hoopla with aliens are included in the Crashdown Cafe."

by Lisa Parnell December 30, 2007

Carfentanil

Under the brand name Wildnyl

A super concentrated form of Fentanyl

10000 times more potent than Morphine

and

100 times more potent than Fentanyl

used to sedate large animals

We will now feed the 1000 pound bear with a microgram of Carfentanil to put it to sleep.

by ThatGuyFromLikeThatConcert3YearsAgo February 1, 2008

makeupalley cafe

The board on makeupalley on which the women love to make up excessively stupid and FAKE stories for attention. they make-up that they have diseases, that they're SO finds a tooth in food, that they found a super expensive purse for $600 dollars cheaper (yet can't tell you where), that they found a magic diet, that they're ALL a size 00 and have curves (lmao), that they're cat did something superrrrrr cool, that they're SO's are ALL supposedly good in bed, that they were never supported by their parents (and that it's bad to be), that they all have new cars (HAHAHA), that they NEVER tried drugs when young, or whatever other stupid things they can make up for attention.

"Omg, omg, guess what makeupalley cafe my cat just did a sommer-sault and then a new gold bracelet came out of my SO's poop!!! OMG!"

by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006

meat cafe

A place where people, family, and friends can gather an enjoy a good dick.

"Hey Charleston, want to go hit up the meat cafe for some dick?"

"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"

"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"

by Itohead September 1, 2009

The Rainforest Café

Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.

Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.

by Tuki March 24, 2008

caffiene

the wrong spelling of caffeine

you spelled caffiene (caffeine) wrong, you idiot

by Nicolllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 27, 2008