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Alex and Cristian

Two people who are PERFECT for each other. They know how to make each other laugh, and they always have a good time together. They have a 100% love compatibility, and should definitely get married someday.
Billy: "Hey, you know Alex and Cristian?"
Jan: "OH MY GOSH, they look SO adorable together!!"
by Billy Jean Gutface February 27, 2011
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cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.
ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.
by the beep man July 27, 2009
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Cristian Potato kid

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression
Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny
by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017
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Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.
Wow cristian ene-miron has dick
by BlackNigga56382 March 13, 2022
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Cristian

A guy that will call the police and file a report on you if you message him or try to talk to him at any level he can be really fucking mean i guess he is really sensitive or something idk what his problem is
This guy Cristian will not let me message him he is for sure overreacting idk for what reason tho he called the police and filed a report on me and I can’t live a normal life anymore cause of him now I have to be scared of police for the rest of my life and the only way for me to not be worried about police or going to jail anymore is if I die
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
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cristian rodriguez

by crisachild November 20, 2023
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