Alex and Cristian

Two people who are PERFECT for each other. They know how to make each other laugh, and they always have a good time together. They have a 100% love compatibility, and should definitely get married someday.
Billy: "Hey, you know Alex and Cristian?"
Jan: "OH MY GOSH, they look SO adorable together!!"
by Billy Jean Gutface January 30, 2011
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cristian cochroach

a dirty greasy beaner poor fuck with a big ass hairy mole that rapidly grows per day and scares every girl in her right mind away.
ewwww yo look at that fag he's such a cristian cochroach.
by the beep man July 28, 2009
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Cristian Potato kid

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression
Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny
by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017
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Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.
by BlackNigga56382 March 14, 2022
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Cristian

Cristian is a man that’s usually gay and has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat
Girl 1:have you seen Cristian?
Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly
by Ilovemewing November 21, 2023
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Cristian

Cristian is a gay guy who has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat and also has a small penis
Girl 1: have you seen Cristian

Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly
by Ilovemewing November 21, 2023
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