Park Crawl

A drunken misadventure similar to that of a pub crawl but through parks. Pioneered in Sydney, Australia by a group of courageous nobles. The first ever Park Crawl recorded was Operation Strolling Mongoose in which eight men travelled through the city and in a state of intoxication had a ripper of a day

Monty: "Hey 3 skin what do you reckon about a park crawl this weekend?"

by Montgomery Bilbo Trufflehorn February 12, 2014

café crawl

Going from one café to the next within a city or town

We went café crawling in Brooklyn.

"...café crawl through Amsterdam..."

by Blahblahbinny November 2, 2015

Dick crawl

Like a bar crawl, but with dicks.

Having a lot of random sex in one night.

"Hey Erin, I have a hankering for some dick. Wanna go on a dick crawl?"

by natastrophie March 15, 2017

Aloha Crawl

Two females scissoring on a beach with their legs lifted up off the ground, using each other’s hands to crabwalk.

Paige and I went to the beach this last weekend and saw literally 50-60 people doing the Aloha Crawl. They all traveled west like they were in a marathon to the nearest Nobu.

by SeeCrush October 10, 2019

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023

if they can crawl they can brawl

If they can crawl they can brawl is like a metaphor for baby hunger games meaning if their able to crawl and move around their able to fight

Person 1: Abortion is bad you should give them a chance to live🥺
Person 2: Your right! They should be put up to a baby hunger games
Person 1: NO THEIR BABIES!
Person 2: If they can crawl they can brawl

by Hentai Protagonist January 30, 2021