conservativeland

1. A wondrous place where aliens can be outlawed without causing housing abandonment.
2. The mystical universe where foreign citizens don't create consumer demand.
3. Our wondrous world where President Ford's administration opened 10 uranium mines in Iran.

1. Isn't it amazing how when Mexicans became illegal and Mexico's census went up by 16 million that it had no effect on housing abandoned in conservativeland?
2. How amazing is it that in conservativeland that President Obama is responsible for Iranian uranium discovered in 1976?

by nanoazin June 17, 2013

Crypto conservative

The term is used to imply that an individual or group keeps this support or admiration hidden to avoid political persecution or political suicide.

"John is a crypto conservative because he works at very liberal job and doesn't want to get harassed at work if people find out."

by SilverLayers April 1, 2023

cronservative

The act of saving marijuana.

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."

by Dee Monee January 6, 2008

conservative rant

Akin to a ministered surmon.

A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.

See liberal rant.

My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.

by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011

Conservative Slander Artist

A Activist, blogger, or any form of media personality that promotes prejudice and hatred towards liberals.
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.

Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin

Bob was surprised by all the videos by Conservative Slander Artist that he could find on youtube.

by Bob_the_Patriot April 3, 2008

compassionate conservative

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.

Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.

by caligirldancer August 20, 2006

Conservative Tea Baggers

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...

I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers

by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009