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Onew Condition

Onew Condition is a very strange, mortal, super contagious sickness. You can assume you have this syndrome if you are weather making mistakes, talking or thinking about chicken, continuously tripping/falling, or making lame jokes and gestures that freeze the atmosphere.

This illness was developed by Lee Jinky, best known as Onew, leader of K-POP group SHINee, which provides this condition's name. Shawols, fans of SHINee, have been studying this particular illness over the years and haven't found the cure for this. However, SHINee members have found that you can ease this disease by singing "Molhaedo Onew Sangtae" (which means "Whatever he does, it's Onew condition") whenever the disease occurs.
Onew: "Why didn't the chicken cross the road?....Because I ate it!"
SHINee: *awkward silence*
.........
SHINee: "♫ Molhaedo Onew Sangtae ♪" (Whatever he does, it's Onew condition.)
by Shawol4life August 31, 2011
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North End Connections

The North End Connections are a musical group, call them rap if you want... but they are just a bunch of natives, singing songs about how drunk, dirty and stupid natives are. They are from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, native central.

Their name comes from the area of town that most dirty natives come from, the North End, the shittiest part of Winnipeg, besides Transcona.

Their most popular song is "The RCMP always chases me", it talks about the every day activities of a stinky native, huffin gas, robbin shit, curb stompin white kids, shaking babies and so forth.

If you want to hear this hilarity go on Limewire and search them up, songs are; "the RCMP always chases me", "Imtermission" and "100 natives runnin".
North End Connections
The RCMP always chases me:

Once apon a time
it happened last week,
oh yeah....

(police sirens....)

You hear something?
ah fuck, Dammit!
fuckin busted again
...okay what did i do?
Whatever fuck!
The RCMP is always chasin me and i have no fuckin clue why,
Jesus Fuck!

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckin makes me insane,
and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame;
like robbing liquor stores and fuckin punchin old ladies, curb stompin whities, slappin bitches and shakin their babies!-

-Cause im an indian, thats right hundred percent creee
i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin OV,
Nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on, HOLY SHIT THE FUCKIN FIT - naii boy consider em gone!

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name
drunk as a skunk cant even walk and always feelin the same
im always puking cause im hammared passin out on a bench
Holy Jesus fuckin god what is that stench...? me.

The RCMP always chasing me cause im a smelly fuckin native and i cant even see!

The RCMP always chasing me cause i beat up my wife with the branch from a tree!

The RCMP is always chasing me cause i stole six cases of Mr. Clean!

The RCMP always chasing me becasue i stink. naii.

Naiii Boy........
by diseased sheep June 24, 2006
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Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008
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Love Connection

The Love Connection is PC for the sexual act known as the Chuck Woolery. Two in the pink and two in the stink. So kids start practicing your Vulcan salute again. Logistically speaking it is a nightmare. If pulled off successfully you will go down a legend and your girl will be know a slut for the rest of her life. Sound like win win. You will be connecting the pink and the stink.
After Candace has a couple more drinks, we will make a Love Connection. How sweet.
by popabigballz July 13, 2010
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Conditional Hilarity Syndrome

Where, if you hate someone, nothing they say will be funny to you, no matter how funny it actually is. Additionally, when you like someone, every little thing they say is funny no matter how stupid it actually is.
James- Hey guys look! (makes unfunny face)
Hilary- Hahaha! James you're so funny!

Hank- Man Hilary must really have Conditional Hilarity Syndrome because that was the least funny thing anyone has ever done on planet earth.
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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Condition One

From firearms jargon: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety on.
As in: Ready to take a massive poo... But not quite a crisis.
Not as bad as Condition Zero.
Can we stop the car at the next gas station? I'm condition one over here.
We tried Greek but the silly bitch didn't tell me she was condition one.
by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014
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Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement
I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.
by PurveyorsOfCulture March 25, 2020
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