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confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Confession

I have a framed photo of a certain someone at the side of my bed hebebebe
Go away jackavacado if that is your real name this is my confession you avocado man
by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
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cornfield confession

A confession of something that happened in a cornfield or a confession in a cornfield. Also most likely a Florida Georgia Line song.
Guy 1: I have a cornfield confession
Guy 2: Like the one Florida Georgia Line sings about?
by Big dogg daddy November 8, 2017
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Concessionalist

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.
1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?
by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009
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confissues

suffering severe confidence issues. only your maturity and your trained voice of reason saves you from hating.
"i have a case of confissues"
voice of reason: "mate, you need to translate the love you have for others into the same love you have for you."
by Krkič June 3, 2019
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Dashboard Confessional

When the driver of a car receives oral sex whilst still in the seat.
As we sat in the parking lot making out, Jane decided to give me a Dashboard Confessional.
by Matt McBeth August 10, 2004
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Mutual Concession

Mutual concession is an act of giving up one's own possessions, interests, rights, comfort or stuffs like that just to foster cooperation among two or more persons and to sustain the already existing relationship. -Emeasoba George
Mutual concession is synonymous with give-and-take.
by Emeasoba George July 8, 2018
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