cortney cohen

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.
Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.
by Golden retriever lover November 24, 2021
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Dan Cohen

When two males are wrestling and one pins the other with both biceps under their knees, and then proceeds to ball slap the pinned man in the face several times.
Bro 1: Yo I totally Dan Cohened Steve last night
Bro 2: nice.
by Puns on buns May 15, 2015
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Dan Cohen

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos
Dan Cohen is so weird
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Cohen’s dick

Very small about half and inch and about a centimeter wide but don’t underestimate his centimeter defeater
Cohen’s dick is very tiny
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Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see
Cohens a midget!!
by A sink December 13, 2019
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Steve Cohen

A $16B man who just doesn’t give a shit.
Steve Cohen doesn’t give a shit.
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Cohen assurance

An assurance, guarantee or promise that is only good for a period; it cannot be relied upon 100% because the guarantor will renege on their promise(s) in the face of severe trials (or heat).
Ray: But, he assured me he won't tell on me. That's why I'm shocked he did!

Jay: Wise up dude, that was obviously just a Cohen assurance!
by m-fun February 11, 2019
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